Posted - November 5, 2016

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World War Hulk
Iron Man 20, Heroes for Hire 12, Gamma Corps 2

Iron Man 20 Heroes for Hire 12 Gamma Corps 2

World War Hulk escalates as the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier goes against Hulk's stone starship.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier attacking the Hulk

An excellent match-up.

An interesting conversation inside the Helicarrier.

Agents talking inside the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

Point 1: Stark made S.H.I.E.L.D. too dependent on him, not surprising really, Tony has many qualities, good ones, but he also has this huge ego. Point 2: The stone starship has no weapons! Now that's a surprise. It is claimed that Hulk is knocking the missiles out of the air. This is too much for me to believe. The Hulk does not have the ability to protect a wide field. He'll be able to block focus attacks but a lot of missiles in the air at the same time? No way.

Uh-oh. Hulk is inside the Helicarrier and he's "thunderclapping".

Hulk attacks using a thunderclap

Hulk confronts officer-in-charge Dum Dum Dugan.

Dum Dum Dugan talks to the Hulk

It's a genius name really. If things get messed up Dugan can just say "My name is Dum Dum, what do you expect?". That said, I'm not used to Hulk going Conan on us and packing a sword - it's overkill. Also, I love the expression on Dugan's face: "So you're the Hulk, bully you!". Anyway Hulk is looking for Fury who supposedly was part of the trick perpetrated on him by the Illuminati. Hmmm, it seems Nick Fury is innocent.

Dum Dum Dugan talks to the Hulk

Hulk is about to walk away. Dum Dum is in a fix. He can't let the Hulk walk away but he doesn't have the power to make him stay, so Dugan mouths off. The Hulk gets pissed. Fortunately, Dum Dum decides to save his ship.

Dum Dum Dugan stops S.H.I.E.L.D. agents from attacking the Hulk

It was a tough call for Dugan. He had to save face but at the same time he had to avert the destruction of the Helicarrier and everybody on board. Tough call.

Too much action will kill you so let's sit down to look in on a meeting. Dum Dum Dugan has called in two agents who have the most experience with the Hulk to ask them what they recommend. Both agents have different opinions.

First, Clay Lindsay.

Agent Clay Lindsay talking

Next, Quartermain.

Agent Quartermain talking

I think Lindsay is the one who has it right.

By the way, let's not be surprised that Tony Stark is not in an Iron Man comic - he took a beating in his Hulkbuster Armor. I'm pretty sure we'll see him later.

Dum Dum doesn't deserve his name. He's pretty smart

Dum Dum Dugan talking

Dum Dum goes to Tony Stark's office and it looks like this.

Dum Dum Dugan in Tony Stark's office

It seems that Stark is a Japanophile - reminds me of Larry Ellison who regularly goes to Japan. So Stark has armor art on the wall and Dugan starts venting and talking to the art. I was like that when I was programming and I'd get stuck on a coding problem - I'd walk around talking to myself. Much to Dugan's surprise this happens.

Tony Stark talks to Dum Dum Dugan throuh his Iron Man mask

You have to hand it to Tony. He's able to talk to Dugan through his armor but he's not exactly having a fine time.

Tony Stark chained

So the Hulk ripped him out of the Hulkbuster and chained him like a dog. Stark says he's able to do this comm trick because of his Extremis abilities.

Did I say chained? It's worst.

Tony Stark chained

Okay, so Tony reveals a contingency plan and it scares the crap out of Dugan.

Dum Dum Dugan reacts with surprise to Tony Starks doomsday plan

Do you want something more creative than a nuclear strike? You got it.

Tony Stark's doomsday plan in effect

The discussion in this panel is interesting and important but I really like the layout, details and angle of this panel.

Dum Dum Dugan leaning over Tony Stark's desk

That was a great Iron Man comic but a bit heavy. Maybe the Heroes for Hire will be a bit lighter. Let's see . . .

The last time we left the crew they were preparing to board the Hulk's starship. Clandestinely, of course.

Oh look, the alien hivelings can talk and their leader is the Warbound Miek.

Hivelings talking

Mixed in with the aliens are the Heroes for Hire.

Heroes for Hire mixed in with the hivelings

The heroes are considered 'hivelings' because they smell like the aliens. Humbug explains what they're trying to do. Notice one of the hivelings coping a feel of the Black Cat. Mmmm Hmmm.

Misty Knight and Coleen talking to Humbug

They smell like the aliens because Humbug slaughtered one of the hivelings and smeared the dead carcass over the entire team. Just to ramp up the grossness of the entire thing, Humbug does this.

Humbug eating a hiveling

Yup he's eating what remains of the slain insectoid. He explains that to waste the protein would be regarded as disrespectful in the insect world. I'm never looking at a bug the same way again. Look at Coleen covering the face of Moon Boy.

The hivelings report to their King.

Hivelings report to Miek

Miek is not so easily fooled and he sounds the alert.

MIek alerts the other Warbound

Hiroim is the first of the Warbound to attack. Shang-Chi manages to block him - barely.

Shang Chi blocks an attack from Hiroim

Judge the toughness of Hiroim by the state of his foes: Tarantula and Shang-Chi.

Shang Chi and Tarantula beaten up

Meanwhile, Korg takes on the girls.

Korg attacks members of the Heroes for Hire

This little discussion reveals that the Warbound and Hulk really did only come for the Illuminati.

Warbound talking

As the issue ends, Humbugs insectoid identity seems to be taken over and he seems to be swearing allegiance to the Brood.

Humbug bows before Brood

Even without the betrayal, Humbug is at the top of my list of the most disgusting comics characters ever.

Okay, second half of the book let's check in on Scorpion and Paladin where we left them squaring off in that warehouse.

Scorpion hits Paladin with a concussion grenade gun.

Scorpion hits Paladin with a concussion grenade

Fortunately Paladin is armored; he counters.

Paladin fires back at Scorpion

These two are just picking up stuff from this NYPD warehouse. Paladin hits the jackpot; the gun he picked up turns things into gold. Of course, Paladin tries to high-tail it with that gun but Scorpion can't allow that - it's a security risk. Scorpion manages to use another item, Whiplash's whip, to destroy the 'lotto jackpot gun'.

Scorpion whips Paladin's weapon in half

That is going to really piss off Paladin. He picks up another item, Gladiator's blade glove, and let's loose with it.

Paladin launching gladiator blades

Scorpion scrambles for cover. Paladin picks up another item - this time from the Melter.

Paladin using Melter's heat gun

Some warehouse this. Scorpion finds the Stilt-Man's armor and uses it to retaliate.

Scorpion uses Stilt-Man's suit against the Paladin

Having fun yet? I know I am.

Paladin goes down and Scorpion receives orders to terminate him. Before the suspense really builds up, Paladin comes to - just in time.

Paladin points at gun at Scorpion

And with that we once again leave this wild pair.

Let's check out the Gamma Corps who, the last time we saw them, were celebrating an imminent encounter with the Hulk.

Here's the roll call.

members of Gamma Corps

We come upon the team ganging up on the Hulk

Gamma Corps ganging up on a Hulk robot

Only it's not really the World War Hulk, look at the pants - this is the old Hulk. Actually this is an LMD or Life Model Decoy of the old Hulk. They defeat it handily. Looking at what the current Hulk is like we all know that this counts for nothing.

Looking at her from her human side, Mess looks quite good.

Mess lying down in the jungle

The offer is made.

Mess offered membership in Gamma Corps

Next Timothy Wilkerson a.k.a. Prodigy. Still in his mother's womb his parents had a Hulk encounter. It damaged Timothy and he was not a normal kid.

Young Prodigy looking out the window

His parents made the choice for him.

Gideon Wilson a.k.a. Mister Gedion was a preacher. His son went to New Mexico the site of the latest Hulk rampage. His son died of AIDS, not the Hulk, but Gedion blames the Hulk nonetheless. He gets the offer.

Mr. Gideon offered a place in Gamma Corps

Next, Elliot Franklin a.k.a. Griffin. Elliot was once a part of the Circus of Crime - he was a clown. He's also a habitual insulter who gets his ass kicked on a regular basis but he enjoys it in a demented sort of way. It's always easy to ask crazy people to go up against the Hulk.

Griffing accepting membership to Gamma Corps

The following panel shows Ryker. He's as crazy as the rest of the team; intentionally baiting the Hulk.

Talbot challenges the Hulk

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