Posted - April 2, 2018

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Uncanny X-Men No. 183
He'll Never Make Me Cry

Uncanny X-Men No. 183

Warning: Melodrama as Peter confesses to Kitty that he did more than fight in Battleworld (site of Secret Wars).

peter talking to kitty

The panels that say a thousand words.

kitty crying

After the Rossi affair, Rogue tries to kill herself in the Danger Room.

rogue in the danger room

Peter hurt Kitty. Ororo is not fine with that and Wolverine is certainly NOT fine with that.

logan talking to peter

Kurt invites himself along for the ride.

kurt joining the night out

Here's another series of excellent panels.

storm hugging kitty

The three X-Men hit the bar.

x-men in the bar

Now for the conversation.

x-men talking

Does this mean all this because Peter felt horny in Battleworld? You're an idiot Colossus.

x-men still talking

Did I ever tell you the time when I hated my job so much that I managed to convince myself I liked another job just so I could resign? The moment I resigned all the passion I felt for the other job went poof. That's what Wolverine and Nightcrawler are saying about Colossus; they're saying Peter is manufacturing things because he's scared.

While they are at the bar Wolverine detects the presence of the Juggernaut. The Juggernaut for F's sake!

the juggernaut cain marko

Peter accidentally dumps beer on Cain Marko's head. Oh shit.

colossus dumps his beear on the juggernaut

Colossus vs Juggernaut what a treat.

colossus vs. juggernaut

The only thing that would make this better would be if Marko was in costume.

Meanwhile something noteworthy is happening in the bar. Focus on the girl on the right in the panel below making a play on someone who looks like John Byrne.

bar crowd

Back to the fight.

colossus vs juggernaut


colossus vs juggernaut

We are not the only one enjoying this fight.

wolverine and kurt watching the fight

Even on a bad day Colossus is formidable but Juggernaut is a class A powerhouse.

juggernaut gets the upper hand

Juggernaut literally throws the entire building on top of Colossus and has a nice discussion with the other two X-Men.

juggernaut destroys the whole bar

Juggernaut is starting to win me over with this class move.

juggernaut pays for the damages

The final - deserved - hit of the night is from Wolverine to Colossus and Logan didn't even have to lift a finger.

colossus gets a dressing down

Let's enjoy more of the extremely rare talkative Wolverine.

wolverine talking

Remember the girl in the bar? Here she is.

selene the vampire

She was also the girl Juggernaut was getting intimate with in the bar. Is the wielder of the power of Cyttorak vulnerable to a vampire? We'll never know - at least not this issue.

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